Clean up Your Body

Written on Jul 02, 2008 // General.

Ok, so I want to do an experiment. Everyone feels tired some times and run down from time to time. I go online and see a lot of advertisements for pills for this and food for that to fix all your aches and pains. What I want to know is if any of that stuff advertised out there actually works. Now, I am not going to go out and buy that stuff for my experiment. What I will do is use a method called the “Master Cleanse”. This has been advertised as the most successful cleansing of all and has many supposed benefits including weight loss, more energy, eliminate toxins and congestion that have built up in the body, and even alleviate some chronic diseases.

What is it?

It’s a mixture of Water, Maple Syrup, and Cayenne pepper powder. You mix it up and drink this concoction for 6 to 12 servings a day for 10 days. People have reported going as long as 40+ days (i wont be going 40 day). You can’t eat ANYTHING during this time period for it to be successful. I know… I don’t think ill last past the 2nd day either. lol.

How to make it?

  1. 2 Tablespoons Lemon juice or lime juice (1/2 lemon)
  2. 2 Tablespoons of pure grade B Maple Syrup
  3. 1/10 Teaspoon Cayenne pepper, to taste (red)
  4. 10 ounces of purified water (room temp)

I’ll start this tomorrow and see how it goes. I will try to update this post everyday I make it.

Wish me luck :)

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4 responses so far, say something?

  1. Bobby
    Jul 02, 2008, 4:48 pm

    Day 1,

    Well so far so good. It’s only the first day but I have been pretty hungry. It seems to come and go after I drink more of this stuff though. The only problem I have so far is a small head ache. But I can attribute that to the fact that I usually drink around 4 to 5 sodas a day and I haven’t had any at since yesterday. Just for the record my starting weight is 193 lbs.

    Tomorrow is not going to be fun!!!

  2. Bobby
    Jul 02, 2008, 5:41 pm

    Day 2,

    I made it though the 1st day. One thing I forgot to mention was the 2nd part of this regiment. You are supposed to drink 32 ounces of water mixed with sea salt to act as a colon cleansing. It’s like an enema but you drink it instead. That is something I will NEVER do again… If you attempt this and try the sea salt drink, make sure you’re not going anywhere for at least 2 hours and you can make it to a bathroom FAST! Whew…

    So far the 2nd day has been a little better. Not so much hunger pains and no more head ache. I just checked my weight and I’m already down to 189. That is a loss of 4 lbs. on the 2nd day. Don’t get me wrong, I like losing weight but that’s not why I’m attempting this. It’s purely to see if there are any real health benefits to it that I can notice. I have to say though, I still want to destroy a hamburger with fries and an extra large coke but I’m trying to resist. Katy isn’t making this any easier coming home with Dell Taco.

    Oh well… more to come later.

  3. Bobby
    Jul 02, 2008, 2:14 pm

    Day 3,

    FAILURE!!!

    I just couldn’t last… I gave in to the hunger last night during the 4th of July event. Katy bought 2 hot dogs for her and Chloe and they looked GOOD! So any ways, Chloe didn’t eat hers and it looked so good to me and Katy looked away so I took 1 little bite. I figured 1 little bite wouldn’t kill me or hurt the whole experiment. WRONG! After that I couldn’t stop thinking about food and how much I missed it. So I told Katy that I quit and wanted to go to In and Out. They were closed. So we wound up at Taco Bell and I messed up that quesadilla and 2 tacos with a large Pepsi. Oh well… I tried and made it 49 hours with no food.

    Just a tip to anyone who thinks they can pull this off.
    1. Good luck.
    2. Buy a lot of lemons and a like 4 bottles of Maple Syrup. Don’t buy a few and keep going back for more. You will go through a lot.
    3. Make sure you have the time to make the drink. It takes up a lot of your time and with a kid, wife, and work it’s not easy.

    That’s it! I won’t be attempting this again. It’s a little too difficult and I obviously don’t have the will power to complete it. Especially with a wife continually taunting me with food… Thanks Katy!

  4. mom
    Jul 02, 2008, 11:22 pm

    Bobby, At least you tryed I’ll give you that. That drink alone sounded so bad. And other people going 40 days are they NUtS? There are easyer way to lose weight or cleanse the body. Keep looking and don’t give up the right one is out there for you. Take care and out of the bathroom LOL. MOM

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